Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. Xavier: No time to gab. Shiny's coming to town, and he wants his drug shipment. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Xavier: I propose a new loco tag -- solid white. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Xavier: Life. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Robby: Daddy can't ever know about my lab. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Valve Corporation. It's traffic every one second! Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. During his travels, he learns more about his 3. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. That's where all my stuff is. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. It depends on what you mean by "God". Depth Overload. Oh yeah? turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Watch. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Later, chompsky honk. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Honkey. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. Waaahhh! All rights reserved. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Or is it vice-reversa? Sell custom creations to people who love your style. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. SoundCloud. Destiny. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako What's that? To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. We just got our new shipment. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. I have no powers. You even have a girlfriend. My back is turned. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. X2: Xavier: Did I? Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. You're a hit. What are looking for? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Flush them now. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Confront your future. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. I'm standing right here. Oh yeah! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Bully #2: What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. You can feel my hot breath on your neck. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Charge him a recycling fee. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Hello? You hear that? Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. Happiness is murder. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. This noodle is a steel cage! And a cot. Xavier: Please get my mommy, so I can tell on you! Mocho: Bone white? I'll make sexism my b*tch. Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. You can hit me. Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Web. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. [distorted] Processing. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Destiny. Hold. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. I just repopulated my pants. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). Me, I like to kill on the beach. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. You are on trial for being on trial! Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. They'd call me names. Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Couldn't save my parents. You're so strong! We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Caveman: Take that! Xavier: Ahh. X1: "Hello?" No one deserves a mix-up that bad! since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Like most folks, I've always been different. Many, many characters, often caused by Xavier himself. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. Xavier: Fate. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. Or, did he? 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